Birthday Cookies

 Happy Birthday! Hey, there's a chance that really cheered someone up. I don't know who's birthday it is today, I was just trying to be funny. But if it is your birthday, then... That was sincere.

How did Target know my Birthday already passed? No more need for the holiday Oreos. They can go on clearance.

I took this picture a while ago, when the Nintendo Switch 2 came out. They were readliy available, even back then. Maybe by Christmas this will seem crazy? At some point, people will want these, right?

Tired of having to constantly buy Cheerios for your team? They sell massive boxes! What a crazy thing to notice, that there was such a need for massive boxes of cereal. Somebody wanted this much. And now, they can get it!

Ouch. Do you really want the villains of Squid Game advertising your product? Did you notice in the show, when they feed the contestants, they give them childish portions. Little sandwiches and juice boxes, that kind of thing. They treat them like children. Now buy this food for yourself, child.

They packaged an actual "Dad Joke"!!! Hahahaha! What? You asked for frozen yogurt? I got you the Frozen Yogurt!

It's the Americone Dream. The dream of being able to sell ice cream in such portions as to cost a whopping $57.28 per gallon. Only in Americone.

In the monotone colors, this totally looks like The Mandalorian, but it's Boba Fett. I guess he is also a Mandalorian, but not THE Mandalorian.

Does Lego really need the term "Brick-Built" in the title of this set? Should the set be called "Brick-Built Mosasaurus Brick-Built Boat Mission"? Isn't the boat built with bricks, too?

This is some awsizzle merchandising syner-gizzle-y. Synergy? I mean. Awesome. You need the right guy to endorse your product. Light 'em up, yo!

Neat. I don't know what this is doing in the Walmart, but we have this exact magnifying lamp at home, except ours is like a cream color. We got it from work a gazillion years ago.

Random bike-riding pic I forgot to sort into a group of bike-riding pics. So, it's like this picture is blocking the path, of sorts. Just look into the street before you try to go around it!

Okay one more bike pic. Too bad you can't smell this pic. My friend thinks Honeysuckle qualifies as one of the best smells ever. Sorry. Not like you can google-up a smell. So... How would you get that? Go visit a candle store?

Marnie! Give it up for Pokemon making it easy to get the popular character. Usually they make them hard to find so you wind up buying a ton of cards. Nope. Just buy this one thing, and you got it!

Let's hope those deer know about the street. It's cool, just stay right over there. It's cute, but also terrifying to see them over there.

The trailer was pretty good hype for Zootopia 2. I'm trying not to get too excited, and not have high expectations, but I really enjoyed the first one, so... I'm sure the sequel will be... fine.

I went to go see the Not-John-Wick but kinda John Wick movie, Ballerina. I liked the whole thing except maybe the way they had to cram the title of the movie into it. Like, they wanted some kind of cool reference or nickname for the character and I guess... Ballerina? And then they had to make stuff up to cover that. Eh, just shoot some people. We all came for the amazing gun battles, and it delivered on that part.

Ugh. I took a picture during the trailers to show how my local theatre renovations ruined the viewing experience. See the seats in front of me? Yeah, they block a good portion on the screen!

I don't think this picture shows it, but I've gone to movies since they "upgraded" and I will go down and recline those seats in front of where we usually sit. It doesn't get rid of them entirely, but it helps.

Do you watch AMERICAN!.... Ninja Warrior? Yeah, you have to say it like that, otherwise people won't know what you're talking about. Anyway, During one of the athlete's backstories, they showed her dog, who was there cheering her on! And they subtitled it! Adorable!!!!

Of course, she did Beat That Wall. It was epic. That show can really nail the editing. Good job.

How many action figures have they made of Batman? This one tells you! It's Batman 1,000,000!!!

Perfect! Sonic The Hedgehog Transformers! Tails does fly a plane! And Sonic did have that car in a game! You might be able to argue that Sonic can run fast and Tails can fly on his own, so why would either of them need to transform?

Why would the Target Dog, Bullseye, dress as Superman rather than Krypto? You know, the Super Dog? I mean, it's cool, but something seems off about it.

Ever want to know what Selena Gomez tastes like? They got Oreo Sandwich Cookies for that! I sent this image to a friend of mine, and they sent back a gif of Cookie Monster gobbling cookies. Hahahaha.

Anther perfect merchandising combo. Who better to sell the dog treats?! Well, the dog was not very well-behaved in the movie, so maybe it wouldn't have gotten many treats, overall.

Hilarious. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom character Riju looks totally fine from behind. Nothing to get all worked up over. She's wearing plenty of clothes. Did you know they raised the prices on these Amiibos to a whopping $30?! That's half the cost of the game! Of course I'm not buying that!

Final Fantasy Magic: The Gathering cards! From all of the different games. I've played a lot of them, I mean, the Final Fantasy games, so I'm excited to see what they did with the characters, in... the other game.

Uh.... Fisto... What are you going to do to Evil-Lyn? Gotta be afraid of a guy who's name is "Fisto" who also has a massive metal fist. You just know he's going to punch you with that fist! Why else would his name be "Fisto"?