Frosty Old Book

 Good old pictures, with new comments about 'em.

$5000 for a used book? This Robert Frost guy must be popular or something. Some people might be thinking "only" $5000!? That's got an autograph and a hand-written note in there!

Dumb Pictures

 Woof! Let's see some fun pictures.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. (dramatic pause) And totally redeem yourself! Always nice to have a memorable vehicle in your movie. For collectibles purposes.