The White Stuff

 Only the best parts of the pictures here.

Life hack! Betty Crocker has broken the code. It turns out you CAN get just-the-middle part of an Oreo Sandwich Cookie! Awwwwww yeah. You might need one cookie, so you can use it to scoop out this frosting.

An un-intended merchandising nightmare from Disney. Cute little figures with "I (heart) character" themes. But... One of them is... Cruella? The villain? Not in itself totally terrible, Disney Villains do have fans and merchandise. But that bag! It's got the murdered Dalmatian puppy spots on it. Yikes.

Hey! Check out the cute little toy Target shopping baskets! Should I re-tell the story about how the real baskets disappeared when New Jersey outlawed plastic bags, and frustrated customers flat-out took the baskets home?

Good for Krisy Kreme. Somehow, they have secured distribution of doughnuts into almost every place. First Walmart, now even actual McDonald's. Notice the subtle victory on their ad sign with a McCafe cup hidden in it.

WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PRIVATE PYLE! I WILL SCREAM AT YOU! CONSTANTLY! And... What was on top of that Dukes of Hazard car? That we can't show on this package? Two shows that might not have aged well. I heard they were going to computer-remove the flag off the car, I wonder if they actually did that.

I get that it's a flavor, but I don't feel right using the word "crunch" for a Hershey's Kiss.

How can they possibly make a Jake "The Snake" Roberts figure, and NOT include a snake? Surely they know about the snake. Trivia time, the snake's name was Damien.

Check out the awesome Catwoman figure from the end of Batman Returns. She's got the tazer, too! That messy hair was perfect. Also prime Jim Carrey doing his best as The Riddler.

Was there an Aquaman movie I haven't seen yet? I'm not sure if anybody would recognize this character, so this would be a cool generic seahorse figure. Like, if you had seahorse decorations all around your house, you could include this, and nobody would say "Hey! It's Storm from that Aquaman movie!"

It must be so satisfying for the Netflix team that made such a great Daredevil series, that it was eventually absorbed into the Marvel movies versions. So much so that there is a Daredevil plushie right next to Black Panther and Iron Man.

This 1x1 wedge Lego piece is often referred to as the "cheese slope" so it was fun to see a whole pile of them in a cheesy yellow color. So much cheese!

Netflix vs Anime Straw Hats from One Piece. Some fans are upset the Netflix version is getting so much attention due to the fact that the anime is a lot older. I don't mind.

Your move creep. Can you just hear Clarence Boddicker screaming "I work for Dick Jones. DICK JONES!" right through the package? It's been a while since I've seen Robocop, but it was a memorable scene.

Applebees lunch was a giant chicken sandwich, and priced lower than fast food. What happened to the world?

Not sure, but I might have taken a similar picture before. Just thought it was cool to see Spanish characters celebrating a Mexican holiday. I really like the art style associated with the Dia de los Muerte I just would like it to be not on skulls. 

A similar combo from Hot Wheels, and their Taco-looking car in a Day of the Dead themed Taco Truck. Would those skeletons need to eat? Who doesn't love a taco?

I had to get a picture of this hilarious port-a-potty toilet car truck. Poop humor. Yeah, it's low, but kind of funny. I mean, Hot Wheels made a whole poop truck! It's funny that they even made this. Laugh at the brown wheels you now notice.

MeTV advertised a classic show catchphrase survey online, which I curiously checked out. Some of the choices were hard to pick which one was better.

I think the Rawhide quote needed whip-cracks. If you were curious, the winning phrase wound up to be "What's up, Doc?" from Bugs Bunny, of course. "Live long and Prosper" made number 5.

Stopped in this turn lane, I glanced over and see a perfectly straight tree line tunnel. Is something supernatural going on here, or did somebody a long time ago simply plant a tree tunnel?

It's a Star Wars werewolf! Is it? Could just be a wolfy space alien. Would there be any difference? Are werewolves just Star Wars aliens now?

I laughed and laughed. Is this cruel? Dogs practically inhale the food sometimes. Leaving you wondering if they even taste it. You spend so much money on it, and time picking out flavors for them, and wooosh! it's gone! These bowls might be more for you than the dog.

Hey, if any time travelers are reading this, could you go back and give "Evil Queen" a name in the Snow White movie? It's just that Maleficent is such a cool name, and that other character just gets "Evil Queen" doesn't seem fair. Even this plushie is not happy about the situation.

This struck me as funny, even though it's kinda not-really, but I glanced down at the bottom of the display and all those plushies just looked like a bunch of dead birds. Is that silly?