Rebel Pictures

 Hi! I post pics of stuff with fun comments. Mostly pop-culture type of stuff. Hope you enjoy 'em.

 

I took this picture so I could comment on the Netflix movie Rebel Moon, which I recently watched. Ugh, what a mess. It was such a beautiful movie full of interestingly designed characters. But... It was so outrageously violent, people being shot with what looked like molten lava guns. Very gruesome, truly horrible, awful, dark, super-serious things happening. Yet, the plot was so childish. Like, only children could be expected to follow the very lame plot. The violence was so serious, yet the plot was as equally ridiculous. The "Empire" was slaughtering world after world, yet they present the premise of like, six people, who... okay, now that we got these six people... well, now... watch out, Empire! And none of them have magic powers or anything, it's like six people versus infinite army of molten lava gun tanks and orbital bombardment ships. Sorry to have turned this into a blog or something, most of my comments are not nearly as long. It's just a terrible two-movies. I only watched the second movie just to torture myself, I was pretty sure it was not going to get better, but I had to give it a chance. Did I mention it's the worst version of quiet/loud audio? The one scene a guy was whispering to a griffon so quietly you had to turn the volume up a ton "We are both prisoners, my friend..." responded with "SCREECH!" so loud my TV almost blew up! And... the figure was on clearance, no surprise.

 

Listen up, maggots! Yay Sargent Slaughter! Check it out, he comes with a little action figure... of himself!

 

Aw geez, Rick! Stuff it, Morty. We're... burb!... Plushies now or whatever.

 

Mind-blowing merchandising. In the Ant Man and The Wasp: Quantumania movie, Ant Man was promoting the book he wrote, and even quoted dialogue from it. Well... you can actually BUY that book!

 

The "Author" is the character from he movie. The Ant Man movies have been consistently good, so this is awesome. What a huge task to write a whole book for a such a silly tie-in.

 

The whole point of Build-A-Bear Workshop, is that you built-the-bear. Isn't this just a regular Bear at this point?

 

Busted! The box literally has instructions to open it. They probably wanted you to buy it, first.

 

Another cool Masters of the Universe and Stranger Things combo. Because they are both from the 80's, of course.

 

"Darth" Vader vs "Big Van" Vader

 

I had a buy one get one free coupon so I got two McRibs with no fries as a lunch. It was nice having so much McRibs, but I really missed the fries. I guess it's part of it, after all.

 

Another giant very detailed figure from the 80's Dungeons & Dragons toy line. It's a big figure of a dwarf! Get it? Can I tell that joke? Is that too much these days?

 

Is Caramel... Pecan... Cinnamon... Roll, like, too many things? And it's on popcorn, so that's another... thing.

 

Didn't I just have a picture of Kurt Angle last time? This figure includes a "crying" expression head, for when you want him to get beat-up. Ha.

 

Oh no! Did Kirby just eat your Nintendo Switch! AH!

 

Awwwwwww snap. 90% Off! What do you think will be left in there?

 

Yowza. The answer is... not much. Unless you consider empty spaces to be something.

 

Hahaha this ladder is only here because it has a "Not for sale" sign on it.

 

Did I need another picture of the vast emptiness of a 90%-off going-out-of-business hardware store? Eh, it's kinda cool, right?

 

There was a selection of pipe bits. At 90% off, they would have been cheap to get a few and... I don't know, mess around with them like Legoes or somethin'. I didn't do it though.

 

Who remembers the Honey Comb Monster? Not me. Both the show The Flintstones, and the cereal Fruity Pebbles, are jut as popular as they've ever been.

 

Hey, little girl, throw some axes! Don't let it be just your Dad scaring away all those boys when you grow up. He bought you the axe throwing playset, but you learned how to do it!

 

Munch time! Is the robot really going to eat? Is that cool? Or like... Menacing somehow?

 

My friend, who is a Jets fan, got upset when I told her this joke, so I feel I need to start off by saying I am also a Jets fan, and I say this only to be funny, and not like, seriously commenting on the quality of the team. It's just a joke. Okay? Here goes: My Big Mac is the official burger of the New York Jets?! Oh no! My Big Mac is going to suck! It had so much potential this year, too.

 

Who would have thought that Lego sets that look like plants would be a thing? So popular they made playing cards with pictures of 'em. It's cooler than just regular plant cards?

 

This picture would benefit from the motion of all the little things on the bottoms of the clocks swinging back and forth. So... imagine that?

 

If this was in a Legend of Zelda video game, you'd have to hold this over your head triumphantly after you purchase it, and play the little music tune. You got a slingshot! Now you can shoot your enemies!

 

It's a Minty Snail! Hey there, fellow "Minty!"

 

Is it weird that the wrapping is the thing to have the cute smile on it?

 

Guess the number of Playmobil figures inside! I didn't even try. Any guesses? Um... I don't know where to check on the answer.

 

Another random property theme from Kung Fu Tea. War of the Rohhirim? Is that a game? I feel like I should know. It's a Lord of the Rings thing.

 

Yikes. A book about AI. No doubt it's no longer relevant. The technology is evolving so fast, it's probably much more advanced then when I started typing this sentence.

 

Did I take a picture of this book before? Henri, le Chat Noir. It's like a book version of silly internet memes.

 

I was comparing prices at the used-music store between the original Taylor Swift album, and the new Taylor Swift's Version album. If you don't know, she basically re-recorded the albums and re-released the songs so that she gets more of the profits instead of greedy exploitive music tycoons. Support the artist!

 

Awwww yeah. Jean-Claude Van Damme in the actual Martial Arts section, and not the general Action Movie section. This place knows what it's doing.

Brilliant way to get your child some exercise as you have them "play" delivering packages all day. Give them heavier and heavier packages! They gotta be back in the station by 4:30!