Buy the Un-buy-able

 Back with yet another round of random pictures. Hope these can bring you some smiles.

What's the word I'm looking for to describe this? Irony? Hypocritical? How can you say Xmas can't be bought, on something you are buying? Is this going to collapse the space-time continuum as soon as it's been sold?

We bought a new battery for our car key but simply replacing it doesn't seem to be working. The light comes on the first time we press the button but then it stops doing that. Since the other key still works, we've been lazy and not trying to figure this out. I think this is what they call a "first-world problem".

Silly children's book from Star Trek! Now adult fans can share their fandom with the youngest of kids. Not sure if the kids need to know that "B" is for Borg though. Those Borg are kinda scary, you think?

Honestly I could have taken pictures of each page and made some kind of funny comment, but let's just do one for the blog. Is "Number One" a number and not a letter "N"? And check out the white-haired, purple-skin girl in the background. Who is she? Haha it's fun to notice those things you think nobody else would notice.

I think you have to have something before it can go away. So maybe this is not the shirt for us specifically.

Should I be happy or worried that I don't conduct electricity? There is a small connection the moment I'm placed up here, but it goes away too quickly to get a picture of it.

Why did I find this shirt design so funny? Somtimes things hit you right in your funny-spot. Kids... knife-fighting? That's funny.

Umm... what does that cat look like? It's not just me seeing that, right? Is it appropriate to post this picture?

Still have some straggler Halloween-era pictures to post. Looks like that plant tried to scare the wrong person and got it's teeth knocked out for the trouble. Is there a discount for 'Ole Gummy there?

My friend spun this twice and got the same result. Is this thing rigged, or is it really trying to tell him something? Or... is it just a silly wheel and shouldn't be taken seriously?

Yes we did pick up that funny-shaped coloring cat. It's harder than we thought to hold it and color it at the same time, so it's not as sharp as we'd like. You can wash it off and try again.

Did you know The Simpsons did a couch gag that was guest-drawn by the Rick and Morty show? It was a whole bit about how they accidentally mashed the Simpsons and went on a quest to clone them. So it's a bonus mini Rick and Morty episode!

FXX shows a lot of Simpsons episodes and we caught another one here with a funny joke about the four sushi groups:icky,ucky,ooky, and gross. So my friend is not the only one who thinks that after all.

It's cool that they are making toys out of rated-R movies but also a little weird, too. Here's a pro-tip: take the Dutch figure outside and cover it in mud, and the Predator will not be able to see it!

This picture is a little too terrifying to post, but I'll do it anyway. It's a toothpaste tube on a public bathroom floor. Talk about super-gross. You think it's okay to use that anymore? Maybe that's why it's been left there.

This is a figure from the Galaxy's Edge trading post in the Target stores. Captain Cardinal is red in contrast to Captain Phasma's silver. I guess if you want to stand out, pick a new color. Can I be Captain Minta in an all mint-green trooper outfit?

Including the one hanging on the side of the tree, there are FIVE squirrels in the gang today getting treats. Give them credit, they were very well-behaved. Usually they try to chase each other away when there's a couple of them. We got treats enough for you all!

Why make different figures when you can just swap out the heads to match the different actors? Older or younger Proffesor X and Magneto, take your pick! Those head sculptures are incredible, it looks just like the actors!

This droid piloted the Star Tours shuttle in the ride at Disney World. After crashing on Batuu, they rescued him and now he's the DJ in the local Cantina. And that much detail in the "background characters" is one of the things that makes Star Wars so unique and cool.

Another picture for a friend of mine, who shall remain anonymous. Doesn't everyone love Pez? This guy is bonkers for it!

This has got to be the cutest treat-eating maneuver ever for a squirrel. So adorable!

Nice to see Buddy from the movie Elf among the other great Xmas movie mascots that get merchandise every year.

Who did these mix-ups? Giving Captain America powers to Doctor Strange is not much of an upgrade for Doctor Strange, and Thor would also have little use for Iron Man armor. I'm not familiar with Moon Knight's powers so I don't know what Spider Man would gain from that.

What an awful FAIL as Vampire Jack Skellington doesn't have the traditional vampire FANGS. Looks like regular Jack wearing a simple cape.