Free Tots

 Another order of pictures! This one came with free tots!

Our Smash Burger rewards program thing got us an order of free tots! Well, I guess we don't need the fries AND the tots, so take off the order of fries. Well.. what do you know? The total was MORE? Just so you know for yourselves, the free tots don't work with the "make it a combo" pricing, and the combo discount was more, and it took several minutes, and no less than four people, to un-do the knot in the register. Constantly yelling to the kitchen to "IGNORE THIS!" as they re-entered and tried to delete stuff. It was a fun little show to watch, and I wound up with both fries and tots.

I took a picture of these Purritos a while ago, mentioning how cute they were because they were wrapped up like a real restaurant would wrap a burrito. Several had been un-wrapped and they had to put up a sign! So we got an extra smile out of the mess.

Another funny contradiction with a "Nano" "Titanic" paper model kit. I know you are really paying for the design work and someone's creation time for this, but it still seems a little odd to pay 20$ for just some paper, you think?

My friend is very close to being a "crazy cat lady" and I know... she does know how to crochet... I wonder if she will see this and yell at me? Either by being cheeky enough to mention it, or... why didn't I pick this up for her!?

Saw these in the window of a Red Robin restaurant. Looks like giant Lego block-built shake and fries. I might have been able to go inside to get a picture of it from the front, but that seems like it would be wrong to just go in there for a picture and not eat anything.

This is just an awesome amount of synergy with the merchandise tie-in. Like He-Man is going to pound you with the pound of chocolate. "I have the power!" refers to the ton of calories, of course.

FINALLY! My friend finds a real "Dale from Rescue Rangers" Hawaiian shirt that is red with the yellow flowers! Now he can low-key cosplay as his favorite Disney character. He had been looking for a shirt like that for years.

See that little lamb crushed in the corner there? It's from a set of Melissa and Doug farm puppets! What is that one doing in a claw machine? We might be the only people who would notice that and point it out as very strange, as it's usually sold in a set with other puppets.

Another odd find in a different nearby claw machine, a Neopets Yellow Aisha in the front corner. That might be from a McDonald's Happy Meal? Where are they getting these plushies from?

We saw this in the store the very same day we watched the finale of the Disney+ series The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. In that episode they made a "big reveal" moment of Falcon in his new "As Captain America" outfit, which is almost exactly the same one he's wearing on this package. So again, thanks Marvel Merchandising Team for the spoilers?

Who thought that "Scrub Mommy" was a good name for a product? Seriously?

I get it if you want to name your auto company "Hooker Headers" for the innuendo, but putting the name on the side of a van with a big heart, on a kid's toy? That's inappropriate, right?

Whatever you do, don't open this! It's Spam!

How funny is it to take things out-of-context? My friend saw the girl in the middle with the beer can and "I'm Next" sign and without the wedding setting, it just seems like waaaayyyy wrong for just that poor girl in the middle.

You did it, old timer! You finally graduated! What an inspriation, never give up on your dreams!

Look at how small I am here, those are some GIANT Animal Crossing art pieces! Found at an Ollie's store if you are curious.

What a cool idea! I little hook you can keep in your pocket to open doors with. Don't laugh, nobody wants to touch door handles these days, it's not just me.

Magic: The Gathering comes out with an expansion set for a wizard school. There's been enough time since Harry Potter, right? It's not a total rip-off by now, right?

I saw this Fortnite figure and thought "that's cool" and got a silly inner-laugh at the whole "cool" pun. So I got a picture to share. You might not think that joke was very cool, but you gotta admit the figure is, and then you get to laugh at yourself, too.

Nobody is a fan of "Potholes", why would they think this was a good idea? I've personally blown over a dozen tires thanks to potholes; that's not an exageration, the real total is probably 15 or so, I lost count! The flavor description uses the words "Tar" "Gravel" and "Asphalt"? Is that supposed to make me go... yum, gravel! Somebody knew they wouldn't be making more of this and put "Limited Edition" on the package, at least.

New Pokemon figures normally wouldn't be too exciting to get a picture to share, but that Morpeko says it's in "Hangry Mode" which is pretty funny. Did you know that Pokemon get hangry, and have a different mode for it? Or is that only Morpeko?

Forget needing the Blue Turtle Shell in the video game Mario Kart. Just buy this pillow and throw it at whoever is in the lead of any game you are playing! Blue Turtle Shell Rules!

I saw these Play-Doh compound names and thought they sounded cool, but then thought that this might be unexpectedly awful for kids who would later learn in science class that "Cosmonium" is not a real scientific compound. And that kid was all excited about chemistry just a minute ago.